HELP!! Rat Attack!!

My kitchen was invaded by a couple of rats last night!! They're far from the cute furry lil creatures as depicted in Disney cartoons. The 2 rodents that attacked my kitchen last night were huge, black and nasty looking.

I was watching e-news at about 1.30am [the show THS: Society Girls was on. Amazing... Those girls have it all ~ youth, looks, power, wealth, connections, luxurious pads, etc] and I felt hungry. Went into the kitchen to look for some food and while I was checking out the maggi mee drawer, a huge black creature with a disgusting tail scurried past me on the kitchen counter. I let out a high pitched scream!! OMG!! What a shock!! I then tried to escape the kitchen and while I was making my way out, the rat crossed my path. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Geli-nya!!!

I ended up screaming as I ran outta the kitchen and closed the door firmly behind me to keep the disgusting creature from getting out into the hall.

I went to bed in shock, hungry and thirsty.

This morning, mom told me there were actually 2 rats. And they're still somewhere around the kitchen, hiding. Couldn't be found. They chewed off the ends of our boxes. Urrrgghhh... How utterly disgusting.

Where did they come from???!!! I really am curious to know. And why did they choose our kitchen to invade??!!! Grrrr...

I need help. Call the rat-terminator or something. I hate the idea of these dirty lil creatures sinking their unhygienic lil teeth into our wires and stuff. UUuurrrgghhh!!